| Places In Orlando That Suck "Terror In Orlando" - Don't bother looking for this place.. they have a website and they have coupons in those tourist books, but what they don't have is a business. They are advertising they are open and they haven't started construction.. GENIUS! Their website even has hours of operation and ticket prices...*UPDATE* The place that was advertising and giving out coupons MONTHS before construction even started is now open. If you want to go do it quick.. it won't be there long. "China Lilac" - If you like bad Chinese food at high prices these are the people for you! Oh, and they don't know how to use their credit card machine so your card will get authorized about 6 times, JOY! Their website makes me laugh! You thought this one had a lot of typos?? "Best Chinese Restaurant In Your Neighbor", that just sounds gross! In my neighbor? "It's that simply! Further more, you will save a lot from clicking your mouse!". Change that "y" to an "e" you knuckle heads.. oh and you could save MORE money by NOT clicking your mouse, HA! "Dish Network" - Not just Orlando but anywhere... this is the biggest rip off you can find. They bill you for stuff you don't have and then keep your money even if they admit they are wrong. Their call center is in India and the people working it understand about 6 words of English. check out www.dishnetworksucks.com (it's not my site, honest!) "Huhot Mongolian Grill" - bad food cooked by people who look homeless.. at least you can watch them cook it. This is NOT a good Mongolian Grill (BBQ). Our waiters head was shaved except two strands of hair that I guess were supposed to be devil horns. Yeah, that's who I want around my food! Everything about this place sucked! "Reserve Orlando" - These people do third party booking for the dinner shows, hotels and some other things in Orlando. If you book through them you ARE going to attend. Why? Because they NEVER answer their phone, they have a recorded message that says "please call back because wait times are.. too long". Its obviously crap because it ALWAYS says "too long" for the wait times, then it hangs up on you. They get a cut every time they book something for you.. how that works is if you book through them you're paying full price. Almost everything is Orlando has a full price (for suckers) and a discounted rate that is in the coupon books, AAA, etc.. if you book through them you pay full price which NO ONE does and they get the extra. "Sterling Crest Apartments and Copper Terrace Apartments on Kirkman Road" - These places are both dumps. You might as well camp out in the parking lot of the Super Walmart across the street, you would have the same neighbors! They both SUCKED. "Two Men And A Truck" - These movers don't know their arse from a hole in the ground. First they start charging you when they leave their "base". This in itself seems dubious to me. Now even though their base is 15 minutes away they mysteriously show up 45 minutes later with fast food in hand, wife beater clad.. looking and smelling like they just escaped from a prison road crew. Then they man handle your property as if they get paid EXTRA for breaking things. They also have the testicles to ASK for a tip when they are done.. and then leave those fast food rappers laying in your yard. Just hire some crack heads, they are cheaper and much more professional. "UPS" - Orlando is the only city I have lived in that UPS is too LAZY to bring packages to your door. If you live in an apartment they will drop everything off at the office. If you're LUCKY they will put a sticky note on your door telling you it's at the office, but they WON'T knock?? Sometimes they won't even do that! If you live in a house they will just sneak up and put the sticky note on your door and leave. Is that what you brown clad morons get paid to do? Tip toe around putting sticky notes on peoples doors? This isn't an isolated incident, I have had this happen at least 10 times in the last 5 years. I guess if you are expecting something important you should sit out on your porch, if we all start doing that these guys will probably start throwing the sticky note out the van window as they drive by. This Space reserved for: ANY PERSON, PLACE, OR THING THAT PISSES ME OFF! | 
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