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Places In Orlando That Suck
"Terror In Orlando" - Don't bother
looking for this place.. they have a website and they have coupons in
those tourist books, but what they don't have is a business. They are
advertising they are open and they haven't started construction..
GENIUS! Their
website even has hours of operation and ticket prices...*UPDATE*
The place that was advertising and giving out coupons MONTHS before
construction even started is now open. If you want to go do it quick..
it won't be there long.
"China Lilac" - If you
like bad Chinese food at high prices these are the people for you! Oh,
and they don't know how to use their credit card machine so your card
will get authorized about 6 times, JOY! Their website makes me laugh!
You thought this one had a lot of typos?? "Best Chinese Restaurant In
Your Neighbor", that just sounds gross! In my neighbor? "It's that
simply! Further more, you will save a lot from clicking your mouse!".
Change that "y" to an "e" you knuckle heads.. oh and you could save MORE
money by NOT clicking your mouse, HA!
"Dish Network" - Not just Orlando but anywhere... this
is the biggest rip off you can find. They bill you for stuff you don't
have and then keep your money even if they admit they are wrong. Their
call center is in India and the people working it understand about 6
words of English. check out
www.dishnetworksucks.com
(it's not my site, honest!)
"Huhot Mongolian Grill" -
bad food cooked by people who look homeless.. at least you can watch
them cook it. This is NOT a good Mongolian Grill (BBQ). Our waiters head
was shaved except two strands of hair that I guess were supposed to be
devil horns. Yeah, that's who I want around my food! Everything about
this place sucked!
"Reserve Orlando" - These people
do third party booking for the dinner shows, hotels and some other things
in Orlando. If
you book through them you ARE going to attend. Why? Because they NEVER
answer their phone, they have a recorded message that says "please call
back because wait times are.. too long". Its obviously crap because it
ALWAYS says "too long" for the wait times, then it hangs up on you. They
get a cut every time they book something for you.. how that works is if
you book through them you're paying full price. Almost everything is
Orlando has a full price (for suckers) and a discounted rate that
is in the coupon books, AAA, etc.. if you book through them you pay full
price which NO ONE does and they get the extra.
"Sterling Crest Apartments and Copper
Terrace Apartments on Kirkman Road" - These places are both
dumps. You might as well camp out in the parking lot of the Super
Walmart across the street, you would have the same neighbors! They both
SUCKED.
"Two Men And A Truck" - These
movers don't know their arse from a hole in the ground. First they start
charging you when they leave their "base". This in itself seems dubious
to me. Now even though their base is 15 minutes away they mysteriously
show up 45 minutes later with fast food in hand, wife beater clad..
looking and smelling like they just escaped from a prison road crew.
Then they man handle your property as if they get paid EXTRA for
breaking things. They also have the testicles to ASK for a tip when they
are done.. and then leave those fast food rappers laying in your yard.
Just hire some crack heads, they are cheaper and much more professional.
"UPS" - Orlando is the only city I have
lived in that UPS is too LAZY to bring
packages to your door. If you live in an apartment they will drop
everything off at the office. If you're LUCKY they will put a sticky note
on your door telling you it's at the office, but they WON'T knock??
Sometimes they won't even do that! If you live in a house they will just
sneak up and put the sticky note on your door and leave. Is that what
you brown clad morons get paid to do? Tip toe around putting sticky
notes on peoples doors? This isn't an isolated incident, I have had this
happen at least 10 times in the last 5 years. I guess if you are
expecting something important you should sit out on your porch, if we
all start doing that these guys will probably start throwing the sticky
note out the van window as they drive by.
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