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Orlando had more murders in 2006 than you could shake a stick at, a big blood dripping murdering stick. And 2007 is on pace to obliterate those numbers. Did you know that? Well you do now.. it's a lot like the old west here, if you step out of your house/apartment/condo after dark your taking your life in your own hands. Then if you get inside a car, WOW, you do have gonads don't you. Anyway, on this page you can peruse Orange County Jail mug shots, see the latest Amber Alerts, look over a live feed of the Orlando Sentinel crime blog, find useful Orlando crime links.. and most importantly you can read my highly important opinion about the current state of affairs in Orlando! Oh, and if you came straight to this page from a search engine I would encourage you to check out the rest of the site, this is just the tip of a giant brown disgusting ice burg. You can find links to the rest of the site at the bottom of this page. |
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Towards the end of the year the Orlando police stopped reporting them as "murders" and called them "mysterious deaths". Now if you found a body in the stomach of an alligator I would call that a "mysterious death".. but if you find someone dead in their living room that has been shot 37 times I think we can go out on a limb and call it a murder.
If your a tourist in Orlando you should mail a gun to your hotel in advance for protection when you get here... This happy family from Brazil is ready to go for a walk on I-drive after dark!
Here are the 10 newest Amber Alerts for Florida, I can't show them all because the list is 20 pages long!! '); CarpConf('maxitems','10'); CarpConf('poweredby',''); CarpConf('cborder',''); CarpCacheShow('http://www.missingkids.com/missingkids/servlet/XmlServlet?act=rss&LanguageCountry=en_US&orgPrefix=NCMC&state=FL'); ?>
Ever been to Orange County Jail? It's the size of a small city and 1700 people work there! Several thousand inmates also call it home. This is a county jail we are talking about.. not a major prison. Their booking center alone is 300,000 square feet and 4 stories! What a wonderful city Orlando is! The photo below is just the booking and release center.
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Orlando Florida Crime Links Orange County Sheriff's Office Snitches get RICHES!
Orange County Public Defender's Office
Look up your family and friends and laugh at them! You know what would make me feel better after all this depressing Orlando Crime talk? Some mug shots! Remember these scofflaws and nere-do-wells are all innocent until proven guilty! Oh, and one of these was and still IS our mayor...
Wow, what an interesting bunch of people! It makes me want to get arrested just to see what types of wild parties go on in Orange County Jail! |
Don't get me wrong. I don't blame Orlando crime on the police, I blame it on the dirt bags that live here.
Our police force is about half the size it should be for the size of our city. Like most things here it has not been able to keep up with our population.
Our court system is SCREWY.. but I guess that might be everywhere. What I mean by that is most of these young thugs have been arrested 20 times between their 18th birthday and their 21st birthday. I understand giving someone a second chance on their first arrest but GIVE ME A BREAK.
According to the Chief of OPD (Orlando Police Department) drugs are the root of all our crime. So why do the judges give them two months in county jail ON THE 10th arrest in 6 months??? Give them some serious time and get them the hell off our streets. The freaking Guardian Angels came here from NEW YORK!?!? They felt the problem was worse here than there!??!!? 10-20-Life (and why it's crap)
What is it and why doesn't it work? It is minimum sentence guideline for Florida crimes involving a gun. 10 years if you commit a felony with a gun, 20 years if you fire the gun, and life if someone is injured or killed. So what's the problem you ask? THEY WON'T FIND ANYONE GUILTY OF THE ABOVE CRIMES! The D.A. ALWAYS lets them plead to a smaller charge or they don't prosecute them at all!! This is an outrage and we as citizens should not stand for it, so why do we? We do because we NEVER know about it unless we are a victim. If you could see the records of most of these dirt bags you would go nuts, they are arrested over and over.. and never do more than a few months in the county jail! Orlando Lawyers, Attorneys and Barristers (oh my!) If you have fallen victim to one of Orlando's zillions of professional criminals then it's time to lawyer up and sue the pants off someone. The civil courts will right the wrongs the criminal courts let slide! Orlando's attorney population rivals the number of homeless people, so it shouldn't be hard to find one (hint: the attorney will be the one wearing a suit). Also if you are a woman or a child in Orlando I have some advice for you. You might want to get some sort of homing device hidden some where on your person. That way when you disappear off the street in broad day light, with out a trace and they can't find ONE clue as to what happened to you maybe they could use it to track you. Because that happens A LOT in Orlando.
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Let me make it EASY for you gentle viewers...
1. This is a Glock 27, it fits in your pocket and in the palm of your hand.
2. This is where you buy it for around $400 Pace Outfitters Orlando
3. This is where you learn to use it Shoot Straight Orlando
4. This is where you get a permit to carry it Orlando Florida Concealed Carry License (permit) application http://licgweb.doacs.state.fl.us/license/forms.html
5. This is where you learn the laws Orlando Florida Concealed Carry Laws http://licgweb.doacs.state.fl.us/weapons/self_defense.html
and this where you STOP BEING A VICTIM!!! The police can't help and the guardian angels are a joke, it's time to take matters into your own hands! You have a right to defend yourself or stop a forcible felony against another person, SO DO IT!
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OFS NAVIGATION (THE FUTURE IS NOW!)
Things In Orlando That Don't Suck(As Much)
Miscellaneous Stuff
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Orlando Florida Sucks Communication!
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