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First MOTHER OF THE YEAR candidate for 2008A Central Florida mother was arrested Friday, accused by authorities of leaving her 3-year-old in a locked vehicle with the windows rolled up while she shopped at a flea market. Vangmee Pha Lee, 24, of Clermont, faces one count of aggravated child abuse and two counts of child neglect after the child was left alone in a vehicle at Flea World, in Sanford, for about 30 minutes, according to the Seminole County Sheriff's Office. According to a sheriff's report, deputies were dispatched to Flea World and discovered the child in a red Honda in the parking lot. The child was holding an empty water bottle and was sweating profusely with a dazed look on his face, the report stated.
FIRST HEADLINE OF 2008! -An apparently random punch at an Orlando restaurant has turned into the city's first homicide of the year, according to police. Investigators said Thomas Oglesby, 25, was at the Wing Shack on Michigan Street early Saturday when he was punched for no apparent reason by another man. Oglesby collapsed in the restaurant and died several hours later at the hospital. NICE!!!
Lets start off by getting to know the average Orlando resident. He looks something like one of these people. Scofflaws, nere-do-wells, rouges, cads, urchins.. those are just a few of the types of people who would be scared to walk our streets at night!
Remember, the Bible said "love thy neighbor".. I'm sure God didn't know he was going to be one of these guys.
That's great right? These will be the people you see where ever you go in Orlando, they will be beside you at the movies, in line with you at the grocery store... their omnipresence will be inescapable. Sure, sure, beauty is only skin deep. Believe me the people you meet in Orlando will be ugly on the inside too. Even in what is known as the service industry (restaurants/hotels) you will meet people that Ripley would have LOVED to pickle in a jar. (For more fun check out the "mug shots" on the crime page!) |
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.. And this is what they drive.. You'll get to know this little crap car very well... 3 of them will cut you off EVERY TIME you drive ANY WHERE. Never will you want to strangle someone more than when you wake up at 3am to the sound of a very loud weed whacker.. oh wait, that isn't a weed whacker it's an 84 Honda Civic and obviously it needed a tune up before the crack of dawn. Vrrrrrooooom, vrrrrrooooom.. The sound of this pathetic cars engine is music to the ears of these troglodytes, music they can't go an hour with out hearing! Add in a few car alarms that go off 15 times a day and several 1981 Cadalacs with 37 inch subwoofers and rims that can slice cabbage and you have a FREAKING symphony. If you have kids you are in for a special treat, this is what they will be attending school with...
If these two on the left aren't the perfect spokesmen for birth control I don't know who is.
When picking a school for your pride and joy it will be a hard choice... we have so many good "F" schools in the area, which one is the best? |
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Wait! I know what will straighten these young scamps out! A trip to Disney World... I bet if they saw love in bloom and young people acting correctly it would set them on the right path.... |
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Ok, scratch that idea... let them be hoodlums... |
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