Google, oh mighty Google... bringer of traffic, master of analytics, king of advertising revenue..

Please bless me with more hits today than yesterday.. grace me with higher organic search

placement than related sites, and if I have displeased you oh please my lord don't banish me

to supplemental results.

You have sent your only son Matt Cutts to lead the masses in the right direction. I have followed

him and grown as a white hat SEO disciple.  Ok, enough of that it was getting sacrilegious... my point is that Google brings at least half the people that see this site to my front door. I'm not even sure how or why it brings some of them but I still appreciate it.

My page currently has a higher page rank than my credit unions site!!

My favorite Google search terms that have brought people here!

"how to cook a chihuahua"

(Yup.. if this doesn't clue you in to how many sick bastards live in Orlando nothing will! I have had hits from this search phrase MORE THAN ONCE!)

"truck stop orlando floride"

(Yes, that's how they spelled it)

"coolest people in orlando"

(Yes I am, but how did Google know?)

"orlando cheaper suits"

(This is probably the only thing NOT on my page)

"message parlor orlando"

(This poor person will have to learn how to spell "massage" before they can find some illegal Asian loving! I get hits looking from this several times a week!

"garbage man positions in orlando florida"

(This googler is shooting for the stars! This is another one I get over and over?? How many people want to be garbage men in Orlando??)

"why does orlando suck so much"

(Who ever typed this hit a home run finding my site, it answers that question in about 15 different ways!)

"indian babysitter orlando"

(This one is funny for so many reasons, you choose which one you like best)