Disney College Program

If you have stumbled across my page because you are coming here for the Disney College Program let me fill you in. You will be living in Vista Way which is a ratty old apartment complex that should have been torn down years ago. Disney is going to take 75% of each check for "rent" while you are here. You will be packed in a 3 bedroom apartment with 5 other "CPs". Yes you heard me right, 2 people per bedroom in the smallest beds you have ever seen. You better work all your hours or your check could be "0" or NEGATIVE!

 If you are here during the 3 month term that runs through the holidays your in for a special treat, not only will you  work around the clock but you will witness people crying in the "tunnels" of the Magic Kingdom because they have never been away from their families before at Christmas. The only "upside" to your whole stay here is that Vista Way is basically a modern "Sodom and Gomorrah", with drunken parties every night and sex between people who have known each other for 5 minutes. If your a parent reading this and your son/daughter is going to be in this program I really don't know what to tell you.. I have witnessed this stuff first hand, this is not speculation. To be fair a lot of people who have been through it must have LOVED it because they move here and go to work at Disney full time. If you google it you can find a LOT of pages of people who can't talk about any thing BUT the college program.. they were probably the drunk ones having sex the whole time.

The hotels and restaurants are the same way.. no pay and grueling work. You will at least have REAL benefits working for one of them. No point in making friends though.. everyone you work with will quit or be fired with in a week. They quit because they find some place that will pay them .05 more an hour, or offers a free sandwich per shift.  

Ok, here is a live feed of jobs from the Sentinel for you go getters to go get! Demand they pay you at least minimum wage!

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Disney Speak For Beginners

Cast = The overworked and underpaid staff.

Guest = The rude #@!$ tourists who are going to abuse you.

On Stage = In public view, don't scratch your groin or pick your nose.

Costume = The ridiculous clothes that you will have to wear. They were designed by a blind gay guy.

ER = You get to go home early to cry yourself to sleep.

Doubleback = You come back to work without even having 8 hours between the two shifts.

The Tunnels = The tunnels under the Magic Kingdom. They are dark, dreary and smell like old sewage from the trash water that leaks out of "Avac" pipes.

This is a great site I found that is all about being a Disney Custodian!

http://www.geocities.com/mksweeper/

Here is another good site, this one is a forum where Disney cast members can bad mouth "stupid guests"

http://www.stupidguesttricks.com