Making the small plastic animals they put in your drink at "Jungle Jims" simulate sex.. that doesn't suck.   ** Update 06/06/07 - A faithful viewer just emailed me to let me know Jungle Jims is no longer there?? Another reason Orlando SUCKS is that even successful businesses go out of business!	Ok, when backed in to a corner I have admitted once or twice that not EVERY THING about Orlando Sucks. There are at least one or two things that don't. The "sucky" things are still definitely the majority though so don't misquote The Webmaster! Anywho, this page is a random compilation of pictures of things that don't suck in Orlando! Most of them were taken by yours truly..	A connoli at Epcot.. that doesn't suck.
The hot vampire/zombie women at Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights aren't bad (don't suck just doesn't sound right).	Riding in the front of the Monorail doesn't suck! I mean look at those gizmos, NASA needs to take notes!	Christmas at Disney doesn't suck at all!
Captain Dan and his Scurvy Crew definitely DON'T suck, where else can you find authentic pirate hip hop??

Ice station cool.. now "club cool". Why Disney, why? There was even real snow you could pelt your friends in the head with on the way in!		Ok, now we have those covered, let me show you some things that DIDN'T suck but Disney destroyed them anyway..	20,000 leagues under the sea didn't suck! But it's gone now and a playground sits in its place.. oh the horror! 20,000 Leagues: 10/14/71 - 10/14/94 RIP!
This Space Reserved For Disney's Next Big Blunder!   Note: If you close the Haunted Mansion, Pirates of the Caribbean, or the Jungle Cruise.. The Webmaster is going to come down on you like a ton of bricks!			It was a valiant fight to the finish and every one who fought should be proud! But regardless Disney destroyed Mr. Toads Wild Ride for the stupid Pooh ride that is there now. Mr. Toads Wild Ride: 10/01/71 - 09/07/98 RIP! Believe it or not the website is STILL there that was trying to save Toad! Check it out! http://www.savetoad.com