It's not easy being the worlds most popular webmaster.. so many emails, so little time. I try and answer most

of them, and the real "winners" I post here. Lets start off with the bad, they are my favorite! The "good" will

have their email address withheld.. the bad will have theirs proudly displayed for every spambot, webscraper,

and email harvester to pick up.. most of the bad come from AOL so they are used to TONS of spam anyway.

From: "Cat Senior" <cat_senior87@hotmail.com>

To: ME!

Date: Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:01:42 +0100

Ok, so not ALL idiots use AOL.. I mean I guess this idiot could be going through AOL to get to

Hotmail. Let me get one thing straight.. I was NEVER a Disney "CP"! Why would I spend 3 months of

my college sweeping trash at a theme park? Nice spelling of "programme" and "expierience" by the way,

maybe they covered those two words at Podunk Community College while you were at Disney cleaning

up turkey legs. Also anyone who uses "u" instead of "you" is a true douche in my book.

What makes me laugh is yes, they did tell you what you were going to make and you

did it anyway.. what a moron. What normal person would apply for a job and when they said "Ok, we are

going to pay you $6 an hour but you have to live in this run down old house and the rent is going to

equal what you make!" would say "Ok, I'll take it!". Hahahahaha

hi,

i found your website via a nice name drop by the obj (orlando business journal). page 19.

so yeah, your now famous to orlando business members.

while i found your ugly people website funny and your traffic section pretty damn good...your like of the now defunct craphole jungle jims has set me back.  that place sucked!  the food was crap, the people who went there were posers, cheeseballs and lame asses..the worst of orlando, period. not to mention their crappy decor and fru-fruti drinks...man o man.

that place was lame beyond lame especially those faggy plastic animals f'ing they put on the fru-fruiti drink rims.

lastly thanks for the laughs, i enjoyed them but for gods sake eat at some better resturants!! jungle jims...geez!!  come on!  i know this town is chain crazy and most suck badly, but there are some good independent restaurants. 

btw, i drive an 84 honda civic, with a huge exhaust pipe and a puerto rican flag color scheme and one of those puerto rican big headed cartoon sticker characters with his arms crossed looking real damn serious on it!!  damn!!!......and the girls love it!

cheers,

j.h.

Does every weirdo and freak in the world use AOL? So far every idiotic email I have gotten

since I started the site have all been from AOL addresses?? I know AOL is for people who

really don't understand how to use computers but my god. Ok, where to start with J. Hileb..

He reads the Orlando Business Journal but he can't spell or use punctuation.. strange. Speaking

of, was I really in the OBJ?? He is also OBSESSED with a now defunct restaurant called Jungle

Jims.. was he an ex-employee, an ousted drunk, a fruit who tried to grab the bartenders butt..

we may never know. What we do know is he wrote a WHOLE email about it and it ISN'T even

on my "restaurants that don't suck" page?? Then he mentions he drives an 84 Honda Civic, I

doubt this is true because most Civic owners would NEVER admit it. That is why they have those

tinted windows.. to hide their shame. Then he ends it with cheers?? Only British people say

"cheers"?? Your a very hard person to figure out J. Hileb.. good thing I don't want to.

From: SperChucker92@aol.com

To: ME

Date: Thu, 31 May 2007 10:38:53 EDT

Subject: What really sucks...

I came across your website by accident, and it's really, really bad... how is the weather back in 1993?

After some research I found that this guys initials are "AJB", he lives in Orlando, and he likes to

write reviews for tire polish on Amazon.com. I know he is a racist by his email address

 "SperChucker92@aol.com". He has money to throw away and he is computer illiterate.. I can

tell those two because he uses AOL. He is also stuck in the past, he stole that joke about

the weather from Seinfeld which has been off the air for SEVERAL years. Lets see, who would

be that interested in tire polish.. a redneck? AH HA! I know what pissed him off! It

all fits together now, racist+redneck+stuck in the past+ illiterate... it was the news story about

Jeff Foxworthy! Yeah, he sent this the day that news story was my headline. Mystery solved.

Ok, I can completly disregard his opinion.. wheeew, thank god!

From: Kycowboyntv@aol.com

To: ME

Date: Fri, 1 Jun 2007 20:05:24 EDT

Subject: funny, but this can be complained about anywhere

Ok, I really don't know where to start with this one.. he really wasn't being a jerk like the guy in the last

one but it pisses me off none the less. Ok, first, I DON'T live in Kentucky, Atlanta or Detroit.. why would

I give a darn what it's like to live there? I live in Orlando, I made orlandofloridasucks.com.. if you don't

like Kentucky then YOU make kentuckysucks.com! I'm sure you would have a lot of stuff to put on it, I mean

with your clean air, fresh bourbon and nice residents. I have lived in THREE other states and SEVERAL cities

and they were NO WHERE near as bad as Orlando. Your traffic patterns are bad eh? When you pull up

to a red light can you look around and EVERYONE around you is driving a Honda Civic with base pumping

and a tail pipe big enough for a "back up car" to fit in? I CAN! EVERY DAY! Take a wild guess who is #1

in pedestrian fatalities? Good job! Now guess for bicycle fatalities... wow two for two, do we get an award?

Read this:

"The Orlando (FL) metropolitan area, which has seen an increase in pedestrian death rate of more than 117

percent in the last ten years, ranks as the area with the meanest streets today, as well as the streets that have

worsened the most over the last decade. Other metropolitan areas with worsening pedestrian death rates over the last

ten years included Richmond (VA) with a more than 70 percent increase in deaths and Memphis (TN) with a rate of 42.6 percent."

Your weather sounds dreadful! Flooding and droughts, my god! I'm sure you would rather have THREE

hurricanes in a row destroy your city and STILL be rebuilding three years later.. we have a tropical

storm hitting us right now and yesterday was the FIRST day of hurricane season! Did you know last

year Orlando was voted the "most angry city".. where did your city place? While I'm at it, what other city

do you know that has a "XXXXXXXXXsucks.com" site?? They must not be too bad huh? Let me get

started on the crime, on this mornings news I just saw the FBI and ATF are sending task forces to

Orlando to try to get things under control.. the guardian angels are all ready here from New York.

 Also Metro West (a neighborhood that was nice 8 years ago) is going to start hiring off duty police to

partrol their streets just so people can leave their house after dark. That's completly normal right?

Jobs?!? Give me another city where the median income is $7.00 an hour and the median house price is

$260,000... I'm waiting... didn't think so. Yes I over-react.. it's a dream come true here, as a mater of

fact let's switch lives? Deal? Oh, and everything on this site is from the news.. If I got personal and

told what has happened to JUST ME and people I'm friends with I would have to make a second site.. maybe

borrow one of googles servers to house it.

In summation.. don't email the devil and tell him you have never been

to hell but you don't think it's really that hot!!!

I came across your site when I googled "Orlando Sucks". I laughed my ass off, and its good to know there are others in this helladise who share my sentiments.

Thanks! Yes there are others.. hundreds of others if you go by the number who find me

through google searches for "Orlando Sucks"!! or even Orlando Florida

Hello, and thank you.

My girlfriend and I were talking over dinner recently, and after a
while we wound up looking at each other, mutely depressed. Driving back
to the apartment, we were silent as this festering Opera of Suck
assaulted our senses. We felt alone, oppressed, and trapped.

I found your web site via a Google search "Things that don't suck."
We've just finished the first quick survey of your website.

Knowing that someone else understands that Orlando truly and
completely sucks has been cathartic, and a great help. I've been here
off and on since 1986, and when I consider how bad things are now in
Mousewitz I am stunned. Did you ever thing you might actually *miss*
Flaming Sally's or that Terror on Church Street could actually die?

Please consider placing a Pay-pal donation link somewhere on the site
-- you do good works, and should be rewarded.

Most sincerely,

Thanks friend! I have received reports from others that my site is therapy for them.. I'm

glad because making it is therapy for me! Oh, and thanks for the link on livejournal!

Thanks! I have talked many people out of coming here and continue

to do so on a daily basis! Thank YOU for reading.

Thanks, yeah people are kind of harsh.. but I was prepared for that when I

started the site. I mean when you insult a population of almost 2 million

there has to be some blow back right?

Whats up man, I'm a firefighter here in Orange County and love the site. I
also think this place is one big DDDDUUUUMMMMPPPPP. We have not recieved a
raise in three years and where still without a contract for one. This place
sucks!!! The county treats us like crap, no wonder this place is getting
out of control, they don't even take care of there own. Well just wanted to
say I love your site and spreading the world, keep it up. LATER

YOU ARE SOOOOOO RIGHT!!!! I HATE ORLANDO!!!! I THINK THESE EMPLOYERS SHOULD
BE LINED UP AND SMACKED FOR THINKING IT IS OKAY TO OFFER $8.50 AN HOUR FOR
COLLEGE DEGREE APPLICANTS. I AM SO SICK OF THIS PLACE!

LOVE YOUR SITE!

That is so awesome! I am going to forward this to all the people who keep
asking me why I want to get the hell out of this hole! Best wishes and I
will be checking back frequently.

After reading your site and doing a little research of my own I found
that a woman was shot and killed in the Copper Terrace apartments we
were getting. My contact in Orlando told me to get out of there asap and
try finding something away from the metro west area.

After seeing your site and the other complaints I felt sick. This new
job is an assload more money and I can't really turn it down! We're
moving instead to *My eyes only* which is more east of the *My eyes only*.

Thanks for having the site though. Despite any exaggerations the site
was still a help.

I'll give you an update in a couple months!

From: (My eyes only!)

To: ME webmaster@orlanDa

Date: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:51:01 -0700

Subject: =I_agree_with_you,_but

PLEASE learn the difference between "your" and "you're."

Throughout your site, when you mean to use "you're" as a contraction for "you are" you use "your." It makes your site look amateurish.

Thanks,
A concerned grammarian and someone who dislikes Orlando, almost as much as you do

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