One of the three hurricanes that destroyed Orlando Florida 3 years ago, our weather sucks!

Storm damage from the 3 hurricanes that struck Orlando Florida a few years ago, our weather sucks!

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Orlando Florida Weather

Anyone who has ever been here or watched the news knows that Orlando weather SUCKS! I mean, 3 hurricanes in a row... cut us some slack God! Haven't you tortured us enough with toll roads, must you smite us with hurricanes too?

In the summer months you can count on rain almost every day, not a lot.. just enough to ruin a vacation or two. When it's not raining the temperature is about 92 degrees. Perfect if you want to cook a Chihuahua in an 84 Honda Civic.. but not good for much else. Oh and did I mention that when it DOESN'T rain the forest is ALWAYS going to be on fire somewhere and the air will be full of smoke for weeks at a time? We have to smell that stink EVERY summer. Did we learn nothing from Smoky the Bear?

During hurricane season we can count on one tropical storm after another in the gulf. They are frequent enough to cause long lines at the gas station at least once a week.. and I'm afraid to even buy frozen food anymore. When we had those three hurricanes back to back they were handing out "food stamp" credit cards at the Orlando convention center because so many people lost all their food! That is not a joke, it's the truth.

If your reading this and thinking of moving here YOUR NUTS! During our "winter" it will be 35 one day and 80 the next.. that's REAL convenient. This is the only state I have lived in where I have to step outside to see if I need a long coat or a speedo to go shopping!